Bro's Before Ho's

(Written way back. Reposting coz many of the bro's have still to implement this. Ladies do not feel bad about this as this is not intended to be disrespectful to you. Intended to be disrespectful to the Bro's ...)
So often has the article one been quoted in the travails of history than I care to think about.If you have any doubts then you can enlighten yourself by reading the Bro’s code.

St. Barnabas Stinson said so and there ain’t a exception to the universal rule.As has been seen so often lately, the article one has been loosely interpreted and thus I think a few clarifications have to be added.

1. At no point in a binge drinking night out can a bro leave another bro in the lurch without a cheers. It is considered to be a cardinal sin to leave a bro waiting destitute.
2. At no point during the above said night out a bro is supposed to talk to the ho for more than the time required to empty half a peg or three gulps of beer. The time in waiting for the other bro’s should be suitable compensated by buying the next two rounds of alcohol.
3. The bro with the ho is not supposed to talk about the emotional disposition of other bro’s to the ho. The only exception to the rule is if the ho is a prospective bro and wingman.
4. A bro is allowed to take the side of the ho in case the ho is present. Under no circumstances is the bro allowed to take the ho’s side in case two or more bro’s disagree on the same (in absentia of the ho duh)!
5. On no account is the bro to sideline a bro’s plan that involves multiple bro’s to just be with the ho. This violates article one in the multiple.
6. In case the bro has to go pink for the ho, he is not to expect another bro to recognize him till the course of the pink interval of life has ended. Understanding emotional patches is not the bro’s job. It is our job to get you drunk and get hooked up. 
7. A bro is not supposed to spoil pink. Pink as in the color, so beloved on ho's. Period. (The only exception to the rule being, if the bro is supporting a cause like breast cancer)

PS: the above is meant for the people that are comfortable with the bro's code.In case you find this offending the planet of Venus would welcome you for cuddling.

PPS: Ladies are advised to take the content in moderation and are welcome to call this indivizual a misogynist pig. What ho!